School is officially back in session, and we found some students that already deserve detention. They’ve been bad, very bad! We’re bringing you the ten hottest school scenes from movies and television, including some of the best nude, gay sex, and masturbation scenes ever filmed. Get ready to magna cum laude in your pants with K.J. Apa’s shocking penis bulge in Riverdale, Arón Piper gay jerk-off fantasy in Elite, Henry Eikenberry’s hairy teenage cock in Euphoria, and much more. Remember class, breeding is fundamental.
In the premiere episode of one of the most sex-focused high school series, Connor Swindells drops trou in front of the entire lunchroom. His famously hung character’s jaw-dropping member is only rivaled by that sweet fat ass. Years later Connor would take on another great nude role in SAS: Rogue Heroes. Teacher’s pet.
Abold shows off his bubble butt after going down on an art teacher in her classroom in this German series! He finds multiple opportunities to showcase his best assets here, even giving his cheeks a playful wiggle. Being this exposed in your first ever nude role? That’s Abold move.
Any list of the hottest school scenes would be incomplete without Riverdale. This CW show pushed the boundaries of decency and ushered in the wave of even raunchier high school series that followed. In possibly the most revealing Riverdale scene, K.J. Apa shows off his actual penis outline in a singlet while wrestling with his daddy coach! This scene is about as close as Riverdale gets to gay porn, which is to say, close.
Legendary talk show host Graham Norton showed off his acting chops in this irreverent gay comedy. In a quintessential school fantasy, he plays a teacher who bends his young, eager student over the desk to fuck him from behind! It’s a lesson this student will never forget.
The acclaimed actor John Lafayette has appeared in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. So, It’s hard to believe that his career started with the notoriously exploitative Good Luck, Miss Wyckoff. John shows off every inch of his incredible body with his full frontal schoolroom scenes in this movie that was described in the Los Angeles Times as deserving “just this side of an X-rating.”
Legendary porn star bottom Johnny Rapid turned the tables on Rocco Reed in a classroom sex scene in the underrated gay porn documentary I’m A Porn Star. In some behind-the-scenes footage, Rapid bends Reed over the teacher’s desk to fuck him! The student hasn’t just become the master. He’s come inside the master.
College hazing is a common taboo gay fantasy, and no one has brought it to life on screen more inventively than Alan Ritchson and company in Blue Mountain State. The boys race across the football field with Oreos in their asses. The losers must then eat the Oreos as the winner, Alan Ritchson, watches and gloats. College: Where the straightest men do the gayest things.
Sometimes a great scene is as much about what you don’t see as what you do. We love this incredible dorm room fantasy in which a young, stunning Ian Somerhalder masturbates with a pillow while daydreaming about James Van Der Beek! In the early aughts, this was highly relatable content. The scene might be in Ian’s head, but we love knowing that the make-out between these two actors really happened.
Did you really think we would leave the horny gays of Elite off of our list? Part Gossip Girl and part Euphoria, the Spanish prep school series Elite doesn’t skimp on gratuitous sex. The boys’ locker room at Las Encinas prep gets tons of action, but no more so than in season four, when Arón jerks off while picturing his boyfriend Omar and school newcomer Manu pleasuring him at the same time. Three is a magic number.
Finally, the best school scene of all time can be found, unsurprisingly, in Euphoria. Arguably the most explicit teen series ever released outdid itself with this look back at Eric Dane’s character Cal’s gay high school relationship. Young Cal, played by Elias Kacavas, is treated to a look at his best friend’s hairy cock as the friend, played by the drop-dead gorgeous Henry Eikenberry, famously asks Elias if he wants to grab a milkshake. Class, the word of the day is “Iconic.”