Tromeo and Juliet (1996)

Tromeo and Juliet (1996) is a punk adaptation of the Shakespeare classic. It's bawdy, violent, funny, and romantic. Tromeo and Juliet find love even though everyone around them thinks they are too different to be together - plus a horrific twist. There's plenty to fall in love with here, like Stephen Blackehart's shirtless bod as he gets busted by the cops. While he's taken away, Will Keenan and Valentine Miele kiss each other sensually while Valentine has an ax in his head. That's going to take the sting out of things! Will gets tattoos and shows off his fine behind in the process! He later wakes up naked to let us ogle his total package: penis, balls, butt and sexy abs all in one shot. Joseph Anthony also goes shirtless and gleaming as he gets in an inflatable pool to make out with a lucky blonde. We also see his impressive bulge! Forget Juliet - take a look at all these Romeos.