Welcome To The Jungle (2013)

An ad agency company retreat on a secluded tropical island goes terribly wrong in the comedy flick Welcome to the Jungle (2013). Former Marine and all-around tough guy Storm Rothchild (Jean-Claude Van Damme) leads a group of unsuspecting office workers including the nerdy Chris (Adam Brody), his bully Phil (Rob Huebel), office hottie Lisa (Megan Boone), office weirdo Brenda (Kristen Schaal) and the agency head Mr. Crawford (Dennis Haysbert) on a trip they will never forget. It seems as though office pushover Chris is constantly fantasizing about impressing his boss, Mr. Crawford, and his co-workers, especially Lisa. But Phil keeps taking advantage of Chris and even steals his best ideas. When Storm is mauled by a tiger during a character-building hike, suddenly it's a battle for survival between rival gangs of white-collar workers. Can the skills they've learned in the corporate jungle translate to the real one? Of course, things go all sorts of Lord of the Flies, but you might be shocked how much you'll be unzipping your fly to the skin in this one! The Muscles from Brussels still look good on JCVD, who stands shirtless in front of a fire recounting the story of Pinocchio. We know those bulging biceps could protect us in the wild, but Mr. Man would make sure to bring protection for when things really got wild! If you like your real boys a bit softer, take a look at Juan C. Defendini running around the jungle in a tiny Speedo, while Aaron Takahashi also has a bit of a jiggly but adorable belly when he's making out with a hottie in front of a raging fire. All those horny men are in the jungle? Did Robinson Crusoe ever do any cruising? Other dudes who you'll want to do the jungle boogie with include Zev Glassenberg who shows his glass cutting abs sleeping after the orgy, Rob Huebel and his surprisingly jacked chest, and the ravishing Robert Peters who we see chilling in his boxers, You'll be dying to get stranded with these fellas! Those wicked hot white-collar workers are giving our dude-beaver serious Jungle Fever!