The Dirt (2019)

In 2019 Mötley Crüe got the biopic treatment via the wild tale of their big haired debauchery, The Dirt (2019). Based on the book by famed pickup artist Neil Strauss and directed by the man behind Jackass, Jeff Tremaine, the film kicks off in 1973 when Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna Jr. abandons his abusive mom in Seattle to head to Hollywood and make it in the music industry under his new name Nikki Sixx (Douglas Booth). In La La Land, Nikki will kick his crappy band to the curb when he meets the skinny but sexy drummer Tommy Lee (Colson "Machine Gun Kelly" Baker), who will introduce him to his old high school buddy Vince Neil (Daniel Webber) before they all decide to take a chance on guitarist Mick Mars (Iwan Rheon) despite his health problems. Together, they will create magic in LA, then blow up internationally. But even for rock stars, these guys party too hard. From Nikki getting hooked on heroin and Vince getting into a car accident that kills his passenger, all the way to Tommy porking every hottie in Hollywood until his infamous sex tape comes out, the boys of Mötley Crüe will reinvent the rock star image by taking the concept to a whole new level. Don't worry, they'll end up going to rehab and reuniting eventually. Do our actors live up to the people they're playing? Well, we don't know if Machine Gun Kelly is as hung as Tommy Lee, but after seeing his bulge in a Speedo we think his hog could steer a boat, too. But we also see his ass when him, Douglas Booth and Daniel Webber all moon the patrons of a fancy hotel in their glass elevator. No doctor necessary, those boy's bums will make you feel good! Daniel Webber can also be seen having sex with a ton of groupies, while Douglas Booth ends up passed out, ass up, after a wild night. But with all due respect to those beautiful boys, boys, boys, Ozzy Osbourne (Tony Cavalero) did the craziest thing in the film. At one point, Tony C sticks a C-note up his butt and bends over to see if an old lady will take it from him. She declines, but we couldn't get enough of that heinie. You'll love all those dirty scenes in The Dirt!