Happy Ho-lidays! We’re celebrating the most wonderful time of the year with 12 celebrity dicks you’ll want to stick in your rear. And hey. That’s a Dicksmas promise. From Tom Mercier’s damn near infamously hung cock to Chris Pine’s Coke can to Ben Affleck’s door knocker to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s double-wide donkey dingaling, these are the 12 celeb penises that truly put the “Dicks” in “Dicksmas.” It’s the reason for the squeezin’ ya’ll!
12) Chris Pine in Outlaw King
11) Gianfranco Longhi in Equation to an Unknown
10) Corey Knight in We Are Who We Are
9) Matt Bomer in The Boys in the Band
8) Ben Affleck in Gone Girl
7) Daniel Craig in Love is the Devil
6) Jonathan Barnwell in Industry
5) Siddhartha Rajan in Easy
4) Michael Fassbender in Shame
3) Juan Carlos Maldonado in The Prince
2) Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen
1) Tom Mercier in Synonyms
