8 Million Ways to Die (1986)

8 Million Ways to Die (2017) follows a detective named Scudder (Jeff Bridges) who is forced to shoot a violent suspect during a narcotics raid. After this raid, he develops a drinking problem which causes him to lose his job and ruin his marriage. During his recovery through Alcoholics Anonymous, he meets a mysterious stranger who draws him back into a world of murder and danger while he tries desperately to resist drinking.

Jeff Bridges has a powerful role in this movie when he almost bares his buns in a hospital gown. Doctor, we're dying over here - give us more buns. Tommy 'Tiny' Lister wears nothing but an extra tight pair of running shorts as he sprints across a field to show us his rippling muscles and strong legs. This movie should be renamed 8 Millions Ways to Get Horned Up!