Dark Web: Cicada 3301 (2021)

The high tech action comedy Dark Web: Cicada 3301 (2021) alleges that it is "Based on the True Phenomenon," but the vagaries of such a disclaimer give them plenty of cover to take whatever kernel of truth is in this thing for a walk. An entertaining walk, nonetheless, but don't try thinking too much about the logistics of this whole enterprise. Claws and The Strain hunk Jack Kesy stars as Connor, a hacker who works with a small team including his comic relief best friend Avi (Ron Funches) and brainy librarian Gwen (Conor Leslie). After an elaborate revenge plot on a guy who stiffed a waitress in the place where Connor tends bar, the government begins recruiting him to work on this top secret program for the most elite hackers in the world. Or perhaps it's not the government that's recruiting him, but rather a shadow organization intended to look like the government, but whose actual goal is to take the government down through hacking. As long as you remember that this whole thing is a comedy, you'll be able to get on the film's wavelength and just stop taking everything so damn seriously, okay? Sadly, Jack Kesy doesn't get nude in the flick, but he does have some sexy shirtless scenes! There is some brief buns from both Phillip Winter and Phillip Samuel in a scene an hour and seventeen minutes in! Here we see Phillip Samuel's ass while he gets whipped on the floor of a mansion and Phillip Winter's ass while he goes down on a lady! There's also a hilarious scene near the end we won't spoil, but does involve some one of a kind nudity from both Alan Ritchson and Andreas Apergis!