House of Ninjas (2024-)

Netflix's global domination knows no bounds, as evident in the explosion of international shows released in recent years. House Of Ninjas is a fanciful Japanese series in which ninjas - which, despite their popularity in pop culture, are actually a thing of the past IRL - are alive and well. In this world, a family of ninjas come out of retirement when an evil authoritarian power threatens Japan as we know it. This is a perfect setup for stylistic fight sequences filled with all of the ninja action our hearts desire. But our hearts here at Mr. Man desire just a little more. We want that ninja poonanny, and thankfully we get ours with Kengo Kora's prison shower scene. He gets hosed down while facing away from the camera. Pierre Taki's comes in with the assist when he lays face up with just a card covering his junk. What are we doing after seeing these hotties? Ninja business!