Intimate Parts (2013)

Intimate Parts (2013) is a crazy Russian melodrama that follows Ivan (Yuriy Kolokolnikov), a scandalous photographer who is preparing to stage an exhibition of his work in Moscow. What does Ivan like to take pictures of? Genitals, male and female, of course! Who doesn't? While that might not be a huge deal in the USA, in Russia it's essentially unheard of. Ivan, who also gets his kicks exposing himself to random strangers on the street, is surrounded by a group of middle-class characters that each hold an intimate secret. There’s Sveta (Olesya Sudzilovskaya), his secretary, and Sayanna (Dinara Yankovskaya), a real tease of a gal. Both chicks have spent time in bed with the photog after letting him take a snapshot of their snappers. Among his other friends are Alexey (Nikita Tarasov) who’s lost all interest in his wife Olga (Ksenia Katalymova) and is looking outside of marriage for more exciting sexual fare, Sergey (Aleksey Chupov) who doesn’t want wife Eva (Ekaterina Scheglova) to get pregnant – partially because he’s gay, and Boris (Timur Badalbeili), a shrink who Alexey and Sergey also consult from time to time but might be the most messed up of anyone. While the characters try to make their way through the film, they bring a lot of skin. Yuriy Kolokolnikov, Nikita Tarasov and Aleksey Chupov all show off their cock and balls in scenes that are as strange as they are erotic. Yuriy had us yelling yippee when he showed his dong letting his dead body get laid to rest. We wish it was getting laid in a more fun way, but full-frontal is full-frontal. Aleksey looks like he's having a good time stripping down to have sex with a chubby girl. There's a weird lack of enthusiasm, because even in the face of a great dick Russians remain stoic. Don't be intimidated, just enjoy the intimacy! Finally, Nikita shows his naughty bits hitting up the local rub and tug. Save the rubles, Mr. Man will rub that thing for free! Intimate Parts is an intimate party full of awesome Russian dudes!