John Heard Nude

Some men are just pros when it comes to acting. John Heard was one of those fellas. A consummate professional we confess we'd love to consummate our relationship with, John went from dominating the theater scene in the seventies to showing up in the biggest hits of the eighties, nineties and 2000's. John's first appearance on the big screen came in Between the Lines (1977), where we got a look at the line that separates his thick manhams, but no peek at the pipe between his legs. Yes, this journalism drama features John flashing ass as he changes out of a towel into a pair of pants in front of 7th Heaven creeper Stephen Collins. Sextra! Sextra! John flashed even more in Paul Schrader's erotic were-cat flick Cat People (1982). See that ass so firm! We could stare for a thousand years. Yes, everyone's under skirt kitty enjoyed seeing John having all sorts of sex in that one. The shots are dark, but we get some nice glimpses of John's badonk. But John's career really took off in 1988, when he portrayed Tom Hanks' jealous butthole of a coworker, Paul, in Big (1988) and the man hot enough to pull the pair of lifelong best friends apart, John Pierce in Beaches (1988). But if you're here to close the blinds, lock the doors and have some solo time with John, it's probably because he sparked some things in you as the dad in Home Alone (1990) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). John went shirtless again as Gavin Vereek in The Pelican Brief (1993), but our final look at John's bod came when he was Detective Vin Makazian on The Sopranos. A bit out of his prime, he was carrying some extra poundage in that shower scene. A true cinematic classic, John was the real white sister's dad, Warren Vandergeld in White Chicks (2004) before a long run as the Governor on Prison Break, and also appeared in Sharknado (2013). John's last notable work came in HBO's The Tale (2018). Unfortunately, John's tale came to an end in 2017, when he died from cardiac arrest. Never an A-lister, there's a reason those of you into sexy DILFS have heard plenty about John Heard.