Midnight Sex Run (2015)

What if getting laid was a matter of life and death? That’s the task asked of Ted (Ted Beck) and Jordan (Jordan Kessler) in the racy romp Midnight Sex Run (2015), not to be confused with the crime drama Midnight Express (1978). According to the script by Beck and Kessler (who also serve as the film’s directors), they played a joke on their classmate Jeff when they were kids. Unfortunately, their fireworks prank went wrong and Jeff got his genitals blown off. As you can guess, adult Jeff (Dave Shalansky) is now seeking revenge on them. As such, he’s kidnapped Ted’s father (John McCool Bowers) and Jordan’s dad (Joe D’Angerio) and will kill them if the guys don’t have sex with 10 different women in 24 hours. Truth be told, the dudes already have troubles with the ladies yet they must figure out how to bang their brains out — fast! Needless to say, a lot of laughs and skintastic moments ensue. Mr. Kessler takes off his shirt while hooking up with an odd woman who likes stuffed animals. He also reveals his rump when trying to turn on a tipsy chick 42 minutes into the flick. The same can be said of Mr. Beck. Eventually, Jordan and Ted face their enemy who insists they drop their drawers (and bare their buns) to enter his mangina! The film also features Florence C.M. Klein, Joshua Bachove, and Graham Sibley who shows off his hairy chest and bulging briefs. Talk about a funny boner!