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Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List (2015)

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Based on the novel of the same name, from the same writing duo that wrote the book which became Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008), Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List (2015) follows NYU freshmen Naomi (Victoria Justice) and Ely (Pierson Fode), who have been friends since they were small children. Naomi is a virgin who secretly loves Eli and dreams of the day he'll realize he's not gay and sweep her off her feet. Ely's very, very gay, though, and is definitely not going to do that. To make sure they both don’t go for the same guy and ruin their friendship, they craft a “no kiss list.” where anyone put on either person’s list is off limits to both. It has served them well until they both find themselves falling for the same guy. He's Bruce II (Ryan Ward), and though he dates Naomi for a while, it's pretty clear he's more Bruce Vilanch than Bruce Willis. Pissed that Ely hides his relationship with Bruce from her, the pair's friendship disintegrates until they have to create a list of places where the other can't go, so they never bump into each other. Of course, they'll end up friends again in the end, but won't have the giant threesome Mr. Man was calling for since the opening credits rolled. The movie is pretty light on the skin, but Pierson Fode does appear in a shirtless scene that will have you screaming with desire. The two are dressing like punkers for a night out, and he goes without a shirt letting us see his chiseled frame and six pack abs. But if punk rock doesn't give you a hard cock, there's always the scene where him and Ryan Ward share a sexy make out session. Add a night with either of those two to our wish list! Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List will give you a sore wrist!  

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