Noah (2014)

Loosely based on the story of Noah’s Ark, the biblical epic Noah (2014) stars Russell Crowe as the titular character, who hears from God that He is saddened at the wickedness of mankind and He plans to send a great flood to destroy all life on Earth. Really sweet, God. Anyway, God tells Noah, a man deemed righteous, to build a wooden ark and save a remnant of life from the great flood. Being the sane dude that he is, Noah listens to the voice in his head and builds the ark, saving his family and the animals, but not the dinosaurs, in the process. Luckily for us, Noah’s righteousness doesn’t get in his way when it comes to alcohol. When Noah comes to, nursing a hell of a hangover, he appears ass up, minus his robe. What a heavenly sight!