Scherzo Diabolico (2015)

Scherzo Diabolico (2015), from director Adrián García Bogliano, is a dark thriller about a very bored, very unappreciated accountant pushed past the brink of his sanity who ends up being just as bad at crime as he was at gaining respect. Poor Aram (Francisco Barreiro) is a sad sack of a man. Nobody likes him, he got passed up for a big promotion at work, and he even loves classical piano but was told by a piano teacher as a child that he had stubby fingers and no sense of rhythm. In a desperate bid to force someone else to feel what it's like to be this helpless, Aram decides he'll kidnap a local schoolgirl named (Daniela Soto Vell) and lock her up in a warehouse. After meticulously planning the thing down to the second, Aram does the deed. But if you thought this absolute loser was going to be able to control a baddy like the babe he's got chained to the wall, you're sorely mistaken. Sorry piano man, your stubby fingers stand no chance against this badass! In the end, it'll be Aram fighting for his life and nursing some serious wounds. But before all that, the kidnapper will show his body while in bed with a prostitute. Francisco and his cool mustache hang out in bed, shirtless, as he takes a break from getting ridden by his hooker friend. He's not exactly ripped, but his adorable chest will have you hoping to be snatched and grabbed by him. Why's he need a hooker? Because in his other shirtless scene, his wife yells at him while he's got no shirt on. Relax, sweetie. Just check out that adorable little belly. We'd lick whipped cream off that thing after watching Scherzo Diabolico!