Somewhere Slow (2013)

Somewhere Slow (2013) is a wild adventure about a woman running away with a hot teen and having sex with him, despite him being both Mormon and gay. Read that again slowly. He's a Mormon who is into dudes, but this MILF refuses to take no for an answer! How persistent, sis! Anne (Jessalyn Gilsig) is a scar covered; bulimic forty-something woman stuck in a loveless marriage. As if that wasn't enough, she ends up fired from her crappy sales job, then survives a convenience store robbery that leaves a few other people dead. Unsure of what to do with her incredibly crappy life, she flees to her family's old summer house in Massachusetts, since it is the last place that she can remember being happy. Along the way, she meets fellow drifter Travis (Graham Patrick Martin). He's a gay Mormon conman who, on top of maybe not even really being named Travis, also can't figure out what to do with his life. They get along rather swimmingly, then she jumps on top of that teen peen, and then they start committing crimes together. There's a big age difference between them, but they just might be exactly what the other needs at this unique moment in time. The barely legal Graham is gorgeous when he pulls a blanket over his nude body, and that blanket just happens to be slightly transparent. Him and Jessalyn have been lying naked on the floor of the house they just broke into, because nothing beats post B&E s-e-x! We see Graham's fine outline as he runs around when a dude looks like he's about to figure out that they've trespassed. Slow it down and sit Somewhere private to really enjoy some GPM.