Spring Break (1983)

Spring Break (1983) has been called many things, but “subtle” isn’t one of them. The movie was released at the beginning of the teen exploitation craze, which usually led to horny boys and like, totally hot babes. In the case of Spring Break, we’re horny, and the boys are totally hot babes! Four friends decide to class up their spring break by heading to Ft. Lauderdale, FL. There they find plenty of beer, scantily clad women, hilarious hijinks, and a lifetime of memories. The boys happen to be young, toned, tan, and all around just plain rad. At the 11 minute mark check out Paul Land as he shows off his land of lower pubes and great bulge while sporting a Speedo! If you want to see what the boys do when no one’s watching, check out Paul, Steve Bassett, and Perry Lang as they share a bathroom while each taking care of business. Hold on, just building a time machine and booking a ticket to Florida!