The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

With Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and Leatherface (2017), Tobe Hooper’s slasher classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) has been rehashed and updated so many times, it seems like the Lone Star State must be running out of power tools. In fact, the franchise roared with Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) featuring future Oscar winners Renée (Cold Mountain, Judy) Zellweger and Matthew (Dallas Buyers Club) McConaughey. Nearly a decade later, horror fans flocked to the R rated reboot The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). This time around, Erin (Jessica Biel), her beau Kemper (Eric Balfour), and their pals Andy (Mike Vogel), Morgan (Jonathan Tucker), and Pepper (Erica Leerhsen) are driving through the South Central state to see a concert. But when they pick up a suicidal hitchhiker, things go downhill fast. Long story short, the unlucky youths spend the rest of the movie being chased and terrorized by the chainsaw wielding Thomas “Leatherface” Hewitt (Andrew Bryniarski). As you can guess, there’s too much violence, terror and gore for any sexy scenes. In order to see some behinds, you’ll have to watch the behind the camera special features documentary which gives Mr. Tucker the opportunity to bare his buns. Nice assets! Thanks to B-roll footage, we also get to see Mr. Balfour flash his flesh on the water. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie gives the wardrobe department back his clothes once the director calls cut. The skintastic act reveals Eric’s abs, ass, and shaft! That’s a wrap? More like an unwrap!