Why Him? Because he's gorgeous, that's why! The hilarious 2016 comedy Why Him? finds James Franco playing aloof Silicon Valley millionaire Laird. His girlfriend's straight-laced dad Ned (Bryan Cranston) is in for a rude awakening when he meets Liard for the first time. Ned immediately fears the worst for his daughter's future should she end up with the hard-partying Laird. When Ned finds out that the two might soon be engaged, he must kick his relationship meddling into high gear.
We'd gladly choose him, especially since James delivers a prolonged nude scene while shaking his bare booty on a web cam! Cam and get it!