Agent 69 Jensen in the Sign of Sagittarius (1978)

Back in the 1970's the Danes put out a bunch of "Zodiac Films" which were basically pornographic sex comedies that were shown in mainstream theaters and reviewed in mainstream newspapers. Agent 69 in the Sign of Sagittarius (1977) is likely the best of all of them, in large part because it has a pretty solid spy plot. This time around, the Albanian military has crafted missiles that threaten the safety of the entire planet. A philandering spy named Stanley (Bent Rohweder) is hoodwinking both sides, working with both Albania and other countries for financial gain. He transfers blueprints of the missiles to microfilm, which he hides inside a woman's compact case. In three other cases, he inserts dangerous explosives, and every country in the world naturally sends out a spy to find the right one. The Danes send Arnold (Søren Strømberg) and Knud (André Chazel), the Albanians send Kraputski (Benny Hansen) and his midget assassin (Torben Bille), the Swedes send a giant bodybuilder (Ricky Bruch), the Chinese send Madam Kom Phur (Lee Fong Wong), and the Soviets send a KGB agent who dies so quickly he's not even credited. Apparently, America sits this one out. When all these elite spies and contract killers get together looking for the microfilm, things get wild. And wildly frisky! It wouldn't be a pornographic spy movie parody without lots of sex, so this Dutch series incorporates plenty of hardcore scenes to balance out the surprisingly graphic violence. The big dicked former Olympic discus thrower Ricky Bruch gets down and dirty with his babe, showing hardcore penetration getting all up in some blonde beauty he's dicking down. After Ricky gets sticky, Andre shows his rock-hard cock as the silver fox gets sucked off by some young hottie, while Søren's thick schlong will have his partner sore tomorrow after he bends her over and pounds away. It doesn't look like there's much espionage goign on, but we guess you're not gonna find those blueprints if you suffer from blue-balls! Basically a Bond flick with real dick, what's not to love about Agent 69?