Born May 14, 1968 in Yorkshire, England, Antony Langdon originally rose to fame playing guitar for British alt-rock one-hit wonders Spacehog. The reunion tour is still forthcoming, but "In the Meantime" Antony has occupied himself with acting, beginning with a bit part in the glam-rock biopic Velvet Goldmine (1998). Twelve long years passed between Antony's first and second movie roles, but 2010 was Antony's biggest year yet as he played Joaquin Phoenix's put-upon assistant in I'm Still Here. And by "put-upon" we mean, of course, that Antony whips his dick out before sneaking into his boss' room and dumping on him while he sleeps, prompting a naked chase around the living room. Wait, what do you think it means?