Bullet to the Head (2012)

Q: Why did Sylvester Stallone and Jason Momoa take a Bullet to the Head (2012)? A: Because their necks were too thick! Seriously though, this high-octane action flick comes courtesy of The Warriors (1979) director Walter Hill and stars Stalone and Momoa as a New Orleans hitman and a Washington, D.C. detective who team up after their respective partners are killed by the same villain. Yes, revenge makes strange bedfellows, but we wouldn't mind being bedfellows with any of these beefy stars. Still Bullet in the Head has an empty chamber when it comes to nudity, the best we get is a underwear-clad Sylvester Stallone fighting Brian Van Holt in a bathhouse. Come to think of it, that's semi hot-omatic!