Buster and Billie (1974)

Before players gathered at Dave & Buster’s to blow off steam, they went to the movies to see Buster and Billie (1974). Equal parts neo noir crime thriller, coming of age drama and period piece, this R-rated flick is 100 percent sexy! Set in 1948, the story centers around Billie Truluck (Joan Goodfellow), a loose and easy blonde who has spent a lot of carnal time with a group of horny high schoolers in rural Georgia. Needless to say, she has no problem scoring with any of her fellow classmates, except for Buster Lane (Jan-Michael Vincent) who is faithful to his fiancée Margie Hooks (Pamela Sue Martin). Well, he’s faithful until she refuses to have sex with him before their official wedding night. With his hormones raging, Buster begins to date Billie in hopes of getting his dingus wet. Oddly enough, the small town’s prying population (including Aaron Swain, Carl Reddick, Doris Pearce, Lewell Akins, Mentoria Sills, and Quincy O. Waters) is angry about the titular union. This leads to disdain, hate, and violence. Of course, Mr. Man would rather make love than war — especially when it comes to this movie’s star. As such, we appreciate when Mr. Vincent and Ms. Goodfellow doff their duds to frolic outdoors. The skintastic act showcases Jan-Michael’s abs, ass, manbush, balls and shaft. In fact, this wild woodsy scene may give you a woody! In other words, just because the characters experience a sorrowful fate, doesn’t mean aroused audience members can’t enjoy a happy ending!