Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1982)

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) is an epic 80s horror movie that is also known simply as Night Warning. William Asher directed this film about a teenager who was an orphan and raised by his aunt. He finds that his aunt is now trying to control his life at any cost. He feels dominated by her and her strange mission to make sure that he never leaves her and gets out from under her grasp. We've heard of domineering mothers, but domineering aunts? Billy is a young man in love with his girlfriend Julie who, according to the tagline, don't go looking for trouble, but they wind up finding it. They were only curious. Just like we are curious about Billy's body played by Jimmy McNichol. They wind up stumbling upon a murder scene which is okay because Jimmy McNichol fully murders it with his shirtlessness in the movie. Well, it's not just that. He goes totally nude! We see him in the shower when his aunt comes up to him to chat. See what we mean about her close relationship? She's also VERY close to his firm ass and his cock. We get to see his penis from the side before he covers it up with a yellow towel. That towel may cover his junk, but not his MASSIVE bulge. Seriously, look at that thing. He looks hard under the towel and it's making us hard, too. Butcher, Baker, Bulge = Dream Maker as far we are concerned over here.