Closure (2007)

You’ll be thrilled by the dudity in the British thriller Closure (2007), not to be confused with the Mike Nichols pic Closer (2004) starring Clive Owen and Jude Law. Under the pen and direction of Dan Reed, this R rated flick centers around Alice Comfort (Gillian Anderson). When the businesswoman hires a young bloke named Adam (Danny Dyer) to set up a security system, the two hit it off. After mixing business with pleasure, they go out on the town. But while driving home, they encounter some thugs (Anthony Calf, Ralph Brown and Steven Robertson) on the road. After enduring a violent assault from these men, Alice and Adam decide to get even. In fact, they actually hatch a plan to kill the culprits. Even though this sounds like a good idea in theory, the couple begins to have mixed feelings about actually carrying out the deadly deed. When it comes to being drop dead gorgeous, Mr. Dyer is to die for. Danny gets naked left and right in this erotic pic. We get to glance at his ass crack when he jerks off in the mirror just 25 minutes into the flick! Wait another 5 minutes to see Dan’s abs as he sleeps on the sofa. Sweet dreams! Danny outdoes himself at the 41-minute mark when we reveals his chest, balls and peen while having sex in the sack! Also known as Straightheads, this provocative pic went straight to video in the United States and straight into Mr. Man’s spank bank!