Musician, songwriter, actor, author, director, impressionist, comedian, it’s no surprise that Darren Dowler was called “the most multi-talented performer in show business today” by InFocus Magazine. As a musician, he’s played with The Righteous Brothers and The Letterman, but spends most of this time with Paul Revere and the Raiders. Paul Revere was known for yelling “The British are coming!” If it were Darren’s version of Paul Revere, the British would have been cumming. This curly blonde beach-bum also wrote and directed his own feature film, Rock and Roll: The Movie (2014). Darren also stars in his film, playing an aging, alcoholic would-be rock star. You can tell Darren wrote this one himself, as it really does a great job of showcasing his talents: his comedic acting, his singing, and his beautiful butt. We see a couple of close-ups of Darren Dowler’s delectable derriere as he shows his young friend his monstrous member. Unfortunately we don’t see the front side, but we hear about it plenty. Apparently Darren’s character’s dong is so long that porn stars pay for sex with this degenerate, as his hog is the only log that can satisfy them. One of the perks of writing your own movie we suppose, we definitely would have liked to see it!
