Delivery Boys (1985)

Delivery Boys (1985) is a lovely and little-known flick from Ken Handler who wrote and directed this 80s gem. The movie takes place in New York City where a gang of boys hang out under the Brooklyn Bridge and do - what else? - breakdancing. When they aren't spending their time dancing and breakin' it, they also work as pizza delivery boys which is why they call themselves The Delivery Boys. Okay, clever! This gang of friends forms a dance team and enters a local breakdance contest that is also sponsored by a woman's underwear company. Kinky! Their plans for success are thwarted when a rival gang's sponsor intimidates their sponsor into thinking that the boys will be in danger if they compete. The boys are then given very specific and specialized deliveries that make them late for the contest, but the boys are determined to make it in time. Watch them get their work done and make it to the contest! One such delivery takes place at a wacky artsy party in Manhattan where people are playing statues. Tom Sierchio plays Joey who stands in a thong that shows off his buttcheeks. He is not wearing anything else, but his body is painted in a grayish-white pant that better accentuates his muscular body. He looks like the statue of David like that! His package in his thong is also very tempting. Can we get that delivered to our door? We would love to serve Mr. Sierchio any day of the week.