Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Conan the Destroyer (1984) is the epic action film that star Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan who is a hulking warrior that often goes shirtless (yum) and wears a loincloth (double yum) and saves a princess with a group of equally sexy men (SCHWING). We love watching him in his loincloth, showing off his cheeks and his muscular thighs. We'd let him destroy us any day of the week!