Earth Abides (2024)

Earth Abides is based on a 1949 apocalyptic novel of the same name and stars our Viking Alexander Ludwig as a man who survives a deadly pandemic that ravages the world. While instinct tells Alexander's character Ish that he should continue to social distance from people, he has a huge, red, throbbing heart, and decides that instead he wants to help rebuild the world. Big Viking energy right there. As luck would have it, Alexander shares a lot of himself in Earth Abides. His character has no reason to wear clothes after all, since hardly any people are left alive on Earth. Watch as he remains almost strategically covered while walking around a fancy abandoned hotel. We say almost, because we briefly get to enjoy that sweet booty, which perfectly compliments Alexander's incredible physique. Our girth abides!