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Not even a soul:
Me: Pubes amirite? We totally respect those of you who prefer a man who shaves, but this post is for those of you who love a manly man with sexy au naturel pubes. No razors invited today! This post is all about appreciating men who look like men. One of my favorite place to spot gorgeous men with pubes is 1982's Porky's 2. There is just something about a man in the 80s that hits different. They were tanner. They had heads of thick dark hair. They were 6' 1", had jock bods, hairy chests, and flat stomachs. And they had huge pubes. They were hotter. I can't explain it.
There's something about 1982, because it's the same year that a bunch of teens enlisting in the Italian army showed their fully naked bods in the Italian comedy Porca vacca. This one really speaks for itself.
Have you heard of an actor named Tom Mercier? Oh you have? Oh, it's because I refuse to not write about him like some kind of obsessed freak? Interesting. The thing is, from his cute face to his stacked to hell bod to his huge ass to his gargantuan penis, Tom Mercier is a work of art, and I for one support the arts. Oh, and he has pubes that you'll be thinking about all weekend.
Move over Timothée Chalamet, there's another Timothy with an "é" in town! Thimotée Robart is a statuesque French actor who dared to bare it all in this incredible and well lit nude scene. As he sashays towards the camera, his high and tight balls swish side to side between his legs. And then of course there's the bush. Lest we forget why we're here today!
Finally, the German series 8 Days is really where you're want to go if you crave that sweet marriage of great pubes and great gay sex. The beautiful boys Vinzenz Wagner and Oskar Bökelmann both reveal their sexy bods and fantastic packages while having tender gay sex in the woods. Have a pubey weekend everyone!