Hung by the chimney with care... or just plain hung? Christmas and hung cocks go together like anything and hung cocks - which is well. Very well. Hung cocks are the garlic of the entertainment industry in that everything is better with them... and they can leave your breath smelling questionable... so today I'm shoehorning random big penises into this Christmasy post for fun. You could say I'm feeling naughty.
Elis Gardiole in Sextape
Thaddeus Rahming in Hall Pass
Aaron Taylor-Johnson in A Million Little Pieces
Tor Erik Bøe in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen
Michael Fassbender in Hunger
Antonio Banderas in False Eyelash
Chris Hemsworth in Vacation
Well, this isn't technically his dick, but technically we all know that he's just devastatingly hung, so technically we're including him.
