K-Shop (2016)

K-Shop (2016) is a bloody British flick from writer and director Dan Pringle that follows a young lost man named Salah who is the son of a kebab shop owner. His father dies during a fight with drunken criminals who came into his story. Salah has an altercation himself with one of the angry customers, so he kills him. Now his father is dead and he has blood on his hands as he takes over the kebab shop. He has to dispose the body sneakily, but how? He's never killed before, so what should he do to get rid of the body? He winds up doing what he knows best...kebabs. That's right! He puts the body meat into the kebabs and sells them to customers who are going nuts for this new tender meat. Since the meat becomes so popular, he needs to make more. He knows exactly where to get his next supply: drunken, abusive, horrible, selfish customers that piss him off. That's what he winds up doing! It's a painful job for him, but we're here for the actor Martin W. Payne who plays a streaker. He runs on the beach naked and shows off his voluptuous ass and gams when he's going for a run. Damn, that derriere looks delicious. Wait...that might be a bad thing. Run for your life, Martin! You might be the next meal at the kebab shop. Oh, we get it now. The K stands for kebab AND for kill!