Last Days (2005)

Gus Van Sant spent years trying to make a biopic of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, only to give up when it became clear Courtney Love was never going to let that happen. Instead, he made a fictional story about an androgynous rock star who looks, acts and sounds a whole lot like Kurt, but isn't, called Last Days (2005). Michael Pitt plays our grunge rocker Blake, whose broody persona is only made sexier by his inability to keep a shirt on. He's just snuck out of rehab and is now wandering around his house with a shotgun, only answering the door for a strange Yellow Pages salesman (Thadeus A. Thomas). His friends Scott (Scott Patrick Green), Luke (Lukas Haas), Asia (Asia Argento) and Nicole (Nicole Vicius) are desperately trying to stay in contact with him, but he hides from them and sneaks out of the house when they come over. He even goes to a rock club, only to walk out because he doesn't want to talk to anyone. In the end, he'll play a little guitar, and all his friends will wake up to the news that he killed himself. Yes, he killed himself. Gus doesn't delve into any of the infamous Soaked in Bleach (2015) conspiracy theories about how Kurt was secretly killed. Come as you are, because you came here to see if any of these musicians take their clothes off, didn't you? Mr. Man enters a sexual state of Nirvana when Scott Patrick Green and Lukas Haas stripped down to their boxers to make out while Blake strums his guitar downstairs. Both are kind of thin, kind of nerdy, but kind of giving us a raging boner! Meanwhile, in the role that director Matt Reeves said inspired his take on Bruce Wayne in The Batman (2022), Michael Pitt spends some time under a waterfall in his soaking wet boxer shorts. His bulge will have you falling to your knees! We also see his butt as his naked soul ascends out of his dying body. His older than a teen spirit will have you wishing you could spend all your Last Days with him!