Looking for some sexy dudes to heat up these gloomy winter days? Well here’s a look at some of the newly added nudity on all your favorite streaming sites! It’s time to update those subscriptions and start binging some of these skintastic nude selections!
Hunters
The second and final season of Amazon’s Nazi-hunting pulp series went out with some great nudity from returning stars Greg Austin and Dylan Baker, plus a sex scene between two background actors dressed as martians.
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The Talented Mr. Ripley
Amazon now has the acclaimed 1999 film that we assume launched a bunch of sexy Matt Damon/Jude Law gay fan fiction. Until someone makes that movie, we’ve got Matt’s full moon and Jude’s dimly lit junk right here.
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Something Wild
It’d be dumb (or possibly dumber) to not check out Jeff Daniel’s derriere in this 1986 road trip comedy on Amazon.
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Sunset Song
We get a beautiful bum’s-eye view of Kevin Guthrie in this 2016 UK drama now on Amazon. Those are some mouth-watering Scottish mounds!
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Jungle
Daniel Radcliffe, Alex Russell, and Joel Jackson get lost on a trip to the Amazon jungle, and at one point lose their clothes too! They inadvertently flash a bunch of locals while washing up in a river. Not since Harry, Ron, and Hermione has there been a more magical trio!
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Pound Of Flesh
Action star Jean Claude Van Damme returned to the big screen in this 2015 film where he goes on a vengeful journey to find the people who stole his kidney. Not only does he bring back those muscles from Brussels, he brings that Brusseleir booty too!
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Another Happy Day
You’re guaranteed to have another happy day thanks to Geoffrey Beauchamp going the full monty in this ensemble dramedy from 2012.
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Dorian Gray
Ben Barnes fans unite! For those who may not know, you can stream the British work of art in this thriller fantasy based on the novel by Oscar Wilde on Amazon. He not only bares his bottom but he also shares a smooch with Ben Chaplin.
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Eat Pray Love
Another adaptation, this one of the best selling book by Elizabeth Gilbert, is streaming on Netflix. You’ll want to do all three when you see David Lyons tasty tush!
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Sky Rojo
Netflix launched the third season of the Spanish series Sky Rojo, which has some spankin’ new nudity from Miguel Ángel Silvestre, Tiago Correa, and Xavi Lite.
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Vikings: Valhalla
Another new season of the Vikings spinoff has also been added to Netflix, and now we’re ready to plunder the patooties of Kayode Akinyemi and Sam Corlett.
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Women At War
Netflix also launched a new French series set during the German occupation of World War I. You’ll be occupied by Pascal Houdus and his uncut German sausage when he’s found naked in the woods!
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Shahmaran
Netflix ends it trip around the globe with a new series out of Turkey about an ancient prophecy involving a half snake half human creature. At the center of it all seems to be mysterious stranger Burak Deniz and his bare naked backside. His trouser snake stays hidden, but maybe we’ll see it in Season 2.
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Extraordinary
Another new series, this one is on Hulu, that tells the story of a young woman in a world where everyone gets a superpower at when they turn 18… except she’s 25 and her power has still yet to emerge. Naked Luke Rollason can transform into a cat, and naked Abraham Popoola can walk through walls. Hmmm a lot of these powers only work if you’re nude. Did we write this show?
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Birdman
HBO Max has added the Academy Award winner that has Edward Norton’s butt taking center stage when he strips down for Broadway play’s costumer when he steps in last minute to replace another actor.
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The Vow
Audiences got one of their first good looks at Channing Tatum’s caboose in this dramatic romance from 2012. You’ll vow to keep watching it over and over and now that it’s on HBO Max, you can!
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The Man Who Would Be King
Forget James Bond, Sean Connery shows more skin in this 1975 action adventure than he ever did as the world-renowned spy.
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CHiPS
This 2017 film version may not be as beloved as the classic 70’s series, but it does have one of the most… interesting bits of nudity from star Dax Shepard when his injured Officer Baker has to be picked up by his partner Ponch (Michael Peña). Plus it has some big black booty from Tate Simms, which you can now see on HBO Max.
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Girlfriends
A forgotten gem from 1978 that’s also now on HBO Max, this comedy has future collaborators Christopher Guest and Bob Balaban baring their much younger asses in separate scenes! Who knew these funnyman were once nude in the same movie!
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Nymphomaniac Vol. I and II
We’re not sure where to begin when describing Lars Von Trier’s epically erotic film, originally released as a whole and then later broken up into two volumes. Except to say that it’s full of cock, and all that cock is appropriately available on Peacock now.
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Ghabe
Also on Peacock is this Swedish drama from 2020 that has stars Adel Darwish and Elias Palin frolicking out in the woods. We love when men go au naturale in nature!
