As everyone was saying goodbye to 2022, Amazon was adding hundreds of new titles to its streaming platform, so if you haven’t already, we suggest you get that subscription up to date so you can partake in this lengthy list of lusty lads!
Art School Confidential
Watch a young Max Minghella as a struggling art student under the tutelage of John Malkovich, who brings in a fully nude Ezra Buzzington to pose for his drawing class. If that's what they're trying to keep confidential, it ain't working.
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Supernova
James Spader and Peter Facinelli both show off some bare backside in turn-of-the-century sci-fi thriller. Forgot the stars, we’re digging those full moons!
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She-Devil
When Ed Begley, Jr. leave his frumpy wife Roseanne for Meryl Streep, she enacts a revenge plot that involves dropping off their kids and speeding away in a cab, causing Ed to momentarily lose his towel and expose his cheating cheeks.
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Some Girls
If you thought being home for the holidays was tough, at least you didn’t stumble into a surprise party naked like Patrick Dempsey or catch a glimpse of your girlfriend’s father’s (Andre Gregory) cock in his study. Or maybe you did, we don’t know your life.
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Sorry To Bother You
No apologies necessary, because Lakeith Stanfield and his slender honeybuns can bother us any time!
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Jinxed!
Keep an eye out for the late actor Rip Torn’s heavenly butt crack in this campy 1982 comedy starring Bette Midler.
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Young Guns I and II
The original and its sequel are now available to stream, while both are dripping with young Hollywood hotties of the late 1980s, only Brat Packer Emilio Estevez shows his butt in both, although Casey Siemaszko does flash his shrapnel-filled ass in the first.
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Higher Learning
Jay R. Ferguson should stick to the five finger shuffle after how he treats Kristy Swanson, but at least we get a nice glimpse of his glutes in this 1995 college drama.
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Takers
Hottie Paul Walker may have left us too soon, but we’re glad he gifted us with his curvy caboose in this skinny dipping scene before he went.
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Baby Boy
It’s the double helping of booty from former model Tyrese Gibson and Ving Rhames for us. Just like Arby’s, these boys have the seat meats!
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Bad Boys
Nope, it’s not the one you’re thinking, it’s the 1983 prison drama starring Sean Penn and his dimpled derriere.
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Copying Beethoven
The famous composer must have gotten the inspiration for his beautiful Moonlight Sonata when he dropped trou in front of his musical transcriber, according to this 2006 film starring Ed Harris.
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Failure To Launch
Former footballer Terry Bradshaw also stripped down in 2006, as Matthew McConaughey’s dad in the rom com Failure To Launch, which is something you won’t have when you see his round rump!
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She Hate Me
Before he was part of the MCU, Anthony Mackie was letting it all hang out as the star of this 2004 Spike Lee joint about a man who gets paid to impregnate lesbians.
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The Burning
Larry Joshua breaks the cardinal rule about not having sex in a horror film, especially in the woods at night when there’s a crazy burn victim on a quest for violent revenge! Still, we’re grateful for getting to see his untanned bottom, if just for a moment.
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Who’s Your Caddy?
Three bumcakes in one scene? That’s the amazing deal you get with this 2007 comedy when Faizon Love, Finesse Mitchell, and Chase Tatum all shave in the buff inside the bathroom of a swanky country club.
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The Happy Hooker Goes To Hollywood
The original Caped Crusader, Adam West bares his butt (and almost shows us his Batarang) skinny dipping on a bright sunny day before getting a sensuous rubdown. Holy Booty Batman!
