Robert Pattinson Nude

With his puppy-dog eyes, delicate features, and rakishly messy hair, Robert Pattinson is that special kind of sexy that only grows in foggy London. He began his acting career in 2005 as Harry Potter’s rival, the doomed hero Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Robert made audiences weak-kneed as the tall, gorgeous, Quidditch-playing first victim of the returned Lord Voldemort, outshining even Daniel Radcliffe.

But soon Robert went from being a bit player in someone else’s teen-oriented pop-culture juggernaut to being the center of his own when he was cast as painfully hot perpetually teenaged vampire Edward Cullen in Twilight (2008). Over the next four years, audiences, and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), vacillated between the faraway stare and quiet power of Edward the vampire and the rippling muscles and washboard abs of Jacob the werewolf. We’d let Robert in stake us too!

Robert's rump first came into view in the period piece Bel Ami (2012), where he stripped down to bed a variety of ladies. This was after we were robbed of the nudity that could have come in another period piece, Little Ashes (2008), where Rob starred as Salvador Dali during the time of his passionate love affair with poet Federico García Lorca. If you think Robert's o-face during this infamous love scene looks suspiciously real, you'd be correct. Rob admitted in 2013 that he actually pleasured himself just below camera in order to make the sex scene look authentic! "[Faking it] just doesn't work," he explained, "so I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm face is recorded for eternity.

Speaking of jerking off, we got to see Robert do it on screen in the 2019 Robert Eggers film The Lighthouse, but we suspect he used the buns of body double when he played a bunch of clones in Bong Joon Ho's sci-fi comedy Mickey 17. That's ok, his bare ass made a triumphant return in 2025's Die, My Love while he was rolling around in the buff with Jennifer Lawrence. 2026 was a big year for Rob, with the releases of The Drama, The Odyssey, Primetime, and Dune: Part Three, but now it's time for Rob to release the rest of his body!