The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

The love triangle between human Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and werewolf Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) continues in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009). As you probably know, this is the second installment in the super supernatural franchise that got millions of teens (and thousands of adults) all hot and bothered under the collar. Based on Stephenie Meyer’s novel New Moon (2006), the Twilight (2008) sequel centers around complex creatures addressing their repressed desires. Keep in mind, the four books (on which the five flicks are adapted) are abstinence parables by a Mormon housewife. Nevertheless, there are plenty of sexy studs who are eager to take their shirts off. In this pic alone, we are treated to skintastic views of Embry Call (Kiowa Gordon), Jared (Bronson Pelletier), Paul (Alex Meraz), and Sam Uley (Chaske Spencer). Granted, these muscular hunks don’t expose their junk, but they parade their pecs outdoors. No doubt, you’ll be packing wood as they travel through the woods to track down where they left their shirts. Even the lean leading man gets into the action when he literally loses his top. As such, we get to see Mr. Pattinson’s pretty pale chest. Who can resist the allure of his sparkling physique? Don’t bother raising your hand (or another part of your anatomy) since this is a rhetorical question. Sure, we wish Robert went bottomless. Nevertheless, this chiller diller has the right combination of fear and flesh to scare the pants off of all of us!