The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

The mopey chick and the sparkly vampire finally get around to getting it on in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011), the fourth installment of the Stephenie Meyer tweener novels. Bella (Kristen Stewart) is ready to become a vampire so she can spend eternity with her undead lover, Edward (Robert Pattinson), but first they need to tie the knot in a glorious old-fashioned wedding. With the vows exchanged, they head off to paradise on Isle Esme to consummate their love. Sure enough, a couple of weeks later, Bella wakes up inexplicably nine months pregnant with a half mortal and half immortal child. That can’t be healthy on her body! Bella ignores her hubby’s warnings about the bundle of joy possibly bringing her death with its birth and the soon-to-be mother is adamant seeing her pregnancy come to gestation. Alpha wolfpacker Jacob (Taylor Lautner) see Bella’s baby as a threat, so he leads his fellow furry friends on an all out mission to kill the bundle of joy. How grim! We get a bundle of joy when both Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner lose their shirts to show off their fantastic physique. Mr. Man would like to suck something other than their blood!