Shark Babes (2015)

Other than the most famous one from 1975, pretty much all shark movies are dumb-dumb, dumb-dumb. Some flicks embrace their silliness more than others, like the softcore shark comedyShark Babes (2015). Aubrey Addams and Bridgette B. star as a chesty pair of scientists working at the Shark Anomaly Center. While studying some weird shark behavior, they find themselves insatiably horny and hopping into bed with anyone that's around. Great time to be the Shark Anomaly Center janitor! Eventually they figure out that somehow the sharks are emitting a unique signal that sends everyone into a sexual freaking frenzy! They might be able to figure out why they're doing that, how they're doing that, and maybe even if they could make billions by harnessing the power of nature's most powerful aphrodisiac, if only they'd stop boinking each other for five minutes! We want to study the foxy Frankie Cullen who pulls off his shirt and has a steamy sex scene that is full of his chiseled abs and muscular tush. Yes, serve us that ass! Frankie's giving his frank and beans to a couple different blondes, including two at once! He's muscular as Hell and knows how to flip those beauties around. Forget jumping the shark, we were dying to hump that shark expert! Not to be outdone, Danny Pape hides his pipe but gives us a lot of his great, white ass to admire when he gets down and dirty with a woman in a long sex scene. He's got her bent over a table, folded on the floor, and all sorts of other wild positions that only a slim dude can make happen. He also bulges out in his red shorts that make us salivate for his penis! We want to give head to that hammer, since that body will have your JAWS (1975) on the floor! Shark Babes is full of plenty of shark bros, too!