Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Guy Ritchie puts his own spin on the iconic detective working out of 221B Baker Street with his action flick Sherlock Holmes (2019). Robert Downey Jr. plays Sherlock, who we first meet alongside his trusty companion Dr. John Watson (Jude Law) as they're preventing Lord Henry Blackwood (Mark Strong) from killing another woman in 1890's London. Holmes and Watson do their thing, leaving Blackwood to be tried, convicted and hung. Since they're both very logical, Holmes and Watson don't think much of his bluster, but Blackwood claims to be a supernatural entity who no one can kill. The pair move on with their lives but even after he's been hung, bodies start popping up all over the place with witnesses claiming Blackwood's back and continuing his killing spree. There has to be a reasonable explanation, and Sherlock is going to find it! Mr. Man's powers of seduction are better than his powers of deduction, but he can still deduce you're here to see if Robert Downey Jr. shows his speckled band. Unfortunately, RDJ does not, though that would've added an awesome element to the "elementary, my dear Watson" movie! However, Robert did put in all sorts of work to get his body in fighting shape, as this version of Holmes is a martial arts expert. Adding the brawn to the famous brainiac, Robert Downey, Jr. ends up tied in bed during an especially adventurous sexual adventure. There's just a pillow covering his junk, but his abs, pecs, and all the rest look incredible! Sure, we'd have liked some Sherlock cock but that's a great look at Robert's body! We'd sure like to take that Sherlock home after watching Sherlock Holmes!