Splitsville (2025)

Splitsville is a hilarious comedy about what happens when happily married couples drift apart. It starts with the female half of one of our two main couples, Ashley (Adria Arjona), splitting from her husband, Carey (Kyle Marvin), after they observe a car crashing while having sex on the highway. Yes, this is a crazy flick! Carey turns to his best friend Paul (Michael Angelo Covino), who boasts that his relationship with Julie (Dakota Johnson) is kept alive because they opened up their marriage. But when Julie and Carey hook up, everyone's pissed at each other, and relationships and friendships suffer. We're the ones really suffering here, as cutie Kyle Marvin enlists a large prosthetic penis for all three of his would-be frontal nude scenes: He casually showers in front of his ex, accidentally keeps his penis out of his pants after sex, and has his friend check him for ticks. The shredded daddy Michael Angelo Covino flaunts his ass in one scene, and handsome young buck Charlie Gillespie airs out his dumper after sex with Ashley. He then walks around with only a guitar covering his crotch. Forget Splitsville, we want to go to Dicksville!