The Beast (2020)

The 2020 movie The Beast is more or less the Italian version of Taken, and we have to say that we are taken with the film's lead protagonist, Fabrizio Gifuni! He truly is a beast - what with his shredded daddy bod, scruffy beard, and delicious hairy chest. In The Beast, Gifuni plays an unhinged man with military training who sets his sights on the men who kidnapped his daughter. Like we said. It's Taken. Italian style. The problem with Taken, of course, is that Liam Neeson never showed off his famously long penis. For that you need to head to a movie in which he runs through the sprinklers fully nude - with his elephant trunk flopping side to side between his legs. That movie? Under Suspicion. The Beast rights Taken's wrong by having our hunk show off the junk in his trunk! As Fabrizio Gifuni goes about his morning routine, he shows off his sizable seat meat. Sure, the fact that he's willing to risk his life to save his family is nice and all. But this is Mr. Man. We're here for dat ass. If you're looking for a movie with equal parts action and ASStion, then The Beast just might be for you! We seriously can't get enough of the bald beauty Fabrizio Gifuni and we can't wait to see much more from him in the future. Maybe a big dick sword fight with Liam Neeson? Who... exactly in Hollywood do we contact to make that a reality?