The Further Adventures of Anse and Bhule in No-man's Land (2017)

When a sausage fest meets a clam jam in the middle of a post-apocalyptic Hellscape, things get violent and weird. Such is the basic but intriguing plot of the wild, dystopian flick The Further Adventures of Anse and Bhule in No-man's Land (2017). Essentially, a bunch of Catholic orphan boys are hanging out when a nuke hits, and they all flee underground. Living with only each other for decades, they create a weird Lord of the Flies style society that has its own unique spin on the English language and centers around wandering the earth and killing anyone or anything that looks sick. Deemed "Clubbers" the idea is that they can cleanse the earth of the mutated and radiated. One day Anse (Garfield Wedderburn), their leader, clubs an old woman and realizes her daughters are nearby. Eventually he meets the whole tribe of women and starts to question everything he's believed since the bomb first dropped. But Bhule (Daniel Hill) isn't quite willing to simp for some post-apocalyptic ladies. Sure enough, the rule of "bros before hoes" becomes tested, with dire consequences. Mr. Man would be pretty pissed off too if he went from spending all day in a bunker making a bunkbed rock, only for some women to start lusting after all that good cock! Especially after seeing the fellas he'd fall for amidst all the fallout! If you want to know why he was always down for some post-clubbing rubbing, check out when the darling Daniel Hill stars and has a near-death experience. While he's passed out and people around him express concern, he wanders naked in a dreamland. It certainly is a dream because we see his penis in this fantastic full-frontal sequence. How do we join this cult, because Bhule is making us drool! Maybe no man could land him, but Mr. Man sure would love to try!