The Green Inferno (2013)

If you watched Hostel (2005) and thought Eli Roth was only for punishing horny dudes trying to take advantage of a war-torn country in their tourism adventures, then The Green Inferno's (2013) tale of do-gooders getting done in dispelled you of that idea pretty quickly. Roth's love letter to Italian cannibal movies like Cannibal Holocaust (1980) and Cannibal Ferox (1981) stars Roth's former wife Lorenza Izzo as Justine, a rich college girl whose dad is a lawyer for the UN. Like all bored rich kids, eventually she decides to find a political cause. In this case, its heading to the Amazon to stop a petrochemical company from clearing the forest and displacing the local tribes. Hooking up with likeminded college activists Alejandro (Ariel Levy) and Kara (Ignacio Allamand), she heads off to Peru and ends up chained to some bulldozers. Feeling like they've made enough of a difference, the gang hop in a tiny plane to head out of the jungle, only for it to crash in the middle of nowhere. Soon enough they're scooped up by a local cannibal tribe and are begging for some chemical company to come along and keep them from becoming lunch. It's an Eli Roth movie, so you can expect tons of body horror and grotesque imagery, but whether that's your cup of tea or not, we can all agree that including a famous nude dude to lighten up the mood was a good decision on Roth’s part. For Mr. Man's favorite part of the movie, skip to the 28-minute mark to see cutie Daryl Sabara whip out his private part to take a leak in the woods. We get a great shot of his bush, penis, and even some of his balls as he pees in front of a downed tree, with a giant spider crawling dangerously close to his cock. Sure, he's both Mr. Meghan Trainor and Juni from Spy Kids (2001), but this was his most memorable role thanks to that enormous pole! Mr. Man's no cannibal, but he'd love to eat that meat after watching The Green Inferno!