The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)

The atomic-mutant desert cannibals return in The Hills Have Eyes II, a 2007 sequel to the 2006 remake of fright maestro Wes Craven's original cautionary tale of off-road camper travel (especially when you have a potentially tasty baby on board). Unlike The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985), which was Craven's initial follow-up that focused on dirt-bike racers, this time the cactus-scented flesh munchers take on members of the National Guard. Nails, teeth, and stone-age tools do combat with modern-day instruments of war, and the result is a harrowing, plasma-drenched spelunk into unrelenting horror. While the gruesomeness and death saturate the flick, Michael McMillian teases the smallest bit of his underwear-clad body while he gets attacked in a shitter. The hills aren’t the only things with eyes!