In the wake of last night's Game of Thrones prosthetic (sigh) from the Hound and it's resounding disappointment for us here at Mr. Man, I decided to reflect onthe most upsetting prosthetic peens in Hollywood. Why oh why couldn't they be real?!
1. The Hound (Rory McCann): Game of Thrones
Obviously. This actually doesn't make any sensehe's just peeing. Why show it at all?
2. Hodor (Kristian Nairn): Game of Thrones
This prosthetic is reportedly 16 inches long. Enough said.
3. Mark Wahlberg: Boogie Nights
It's Mark Wahlberg. I would love to see his penis.
4. Joe Manganiello: Magic Mike
This penis pump scene was obviously a prosthetic from the get-go, but stilla girl can dream.
5. Chris Hemsworth: Vacation
????
6.Ryan Reynolds: Deadpool
We thought it was real, and then we realized it wasn't. It's still a sore subject.
What do you all think? Any prosthetic peens that disappointed you?
