The Reader (2008)

After being nominated for Sense and Sensibility (1995), Titanic (1997), Iris (2001), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), and Little Children (2006), Kate Winslet finally won an Academy Award for The Reader (2008). Based on Bernhard Schlink’s semi-autobiographical novel, this romantic drama is set in post-war Germany. There, a teen named Michael Berg (David Kross) is ready to lose his virginity. As such, he meets and falls in love with an older woman named Hanna Schmitz (Kate Winslet). During their brief tryst, Michael reads great works of American literature to Hanna — until she disappears without explanation. Eight years later (and now played by Ralph Fiennes), Michael is a law student observing a war crimes tribunal. As destiny would have it, he is reunited with Hanna, who is one of the former Nazi prison guards on trial. While Ralph has proven he has a fienne behind in The End of the Affair (1999) and Sunshine (1999), it’s sadly not on display here. Luckily for us, 18-year-old Mr. Kross  picks up the slack by flashing his fab ass. Looks like The Reader will leave you needing glasses, but not for reading! If that’s not arousing enough, the young buck exposes his uncut junk when Kate gives him a rub down in a bath. Needless to say, the skintastic sight is sure to make a splash in your pants! In fact, David goes full frontal at the film’s 00:12:10-, 00:41:45- and 01:19:15-minute marks. Forget about Oscar bait, this movie will make you masturbate!