Thy Will Be Dong: Religious Nudity

You'll be on your knees for the hottest religious-themed nude scenes from movies and television! Jude Law showed off his ageless pooper in The Young Pope, the sexy David Boreanaz slayed the nudity game in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Owen Alabado and Sean Hoagland explored their hole-y sides during a steamy gay scene in Rock Haven. And it wouldn't be a religious nudity playlist without Willem Dafoe's tempting nudity in The Last Temptation of Christ, Alain Hernández's cheeky turn in Holy Goalie, or Mark Cirillo's semen-al gay scene in The Seminarian. Throw in full frontal Javier Gutiérrez in The Motive and James Floyd in Of Kings and Prophets, as well as A-list hotness from Ewan McGregor in Last Days in the Desert and Jim Caviezel in The Passion of the Christ, and you'll be singing glory hole, glory hole, hallelujah!