Whatever Happens Next (2018)

Ever consider walking out the door, leaving everything behind and becoming a grifter wandering the country? Whatever Happens Next (2018) follows a man who does just that, only to find that your past can catch up to you no matter how far you go. Paul Zeise (Sebastian Rudolph) is a forty-three-year-old man in the midst of a midlife crisis. His life isn't a disaster. He has a decent job, a kind wife (Christine Hoppe), a couple kids, and a pretty solidly middle-class existence, but none of that seems to matter. He's unhappy so, one day, he decides he's going to go out for the proverbial "pack of smokes" and abandon everything. Paul just walks out the door with no destination and no money, which kicks off his career as a petty thief, conman, wedding crasher and grifter. Eventually he will start hooking up with a twenty-something hottie name Nielle (Lilith Stangenberg) and start thinking about settling down again as a totally new person, only to realize his family has hired a private detective to track him down. What happens next? You'll have to watch to find out. What we will tell you is that at one point Sebastian Rudolph wanders on the seashore in his underwear, while still wearing a shirt and jacket. In his whitey-tighties, his bulge is pretty big and pretty fantastic so we're sure you'll enjoy seeing it! Later, he'll wear the same outfit and manspread on a couch. That thing between his spread legs looks nice! Mr. Man would love to strip down to his undies and hang out with him. Whatever Happens Next, we'll definitely enjoy it!