Bloody Birthday (1981)

A rare astronomic eclipse causes some gory-trouble in the classic horror flick Bloody Birthday (1981). On a summer night in 1970, the sun and moon align in the sky, blocking Saturn in the process. This is bad, because this space anomaly cause some babies to born with no feelings of remorse. Enter Debbie (Elizabeth Hoy), Curtis (Billy Jacoby), and Steven (Andy Freeman), three cherubic youngsters born on that fateful night. They’re all cute and cuddly now but wait until they turn ten, because that’s when the time-released evil kicks and the once adorable kids turn into killers. They kill their parents, siblings, teachers, and anyone that gets in the way. It’s up to the grown ups to put a stop to the kids’ killing spree. Between all the slashing and hacking, John Avery finds time to bare his butt while trying to get sexy with his gal. You just got to love John in his birthday suit!