Crime 101 (2026)

Crime 101 is a stylish California-set crime thriller starring Chris Hemsworth as mastermind jewel thief David. This checks out, since he stole our hearts! Anyway, David is nearly uncatchable; However, Detective Lou Lubesnick (daddy Mark Ruffalo) is hot on his trail. He’s a seasoned investigator who begins to see a pattern others have missed and becomes increasingly consumed by David. Barry Keoghan rounds out the trio of main cuties, playing a reckless younger criminal whose unpredictability threatens to disrupt David’s carefully crafted heists. There are no dude jewels here, unfortunately, and as if that isn’t bad enough, the famously fit Hemsworth doesn’t even go shirtless. Thankfully, Mark Ruffalo saves the day by showing off his hairy dad bod in his black undies. Hey fellas, Movie 101, go nude!